some jokes

I was watching The Amazing Race Asia yesterday night and the roadblock that they had to do was to video a joke told by any member of the public and then get the joke judged by a panel of judges.

Two of the jokes cracked me up.

Here's the first:

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

Why?

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To get to the second-hand shop!

Hahahahahahahaha...........

The second:

A teacher was in class.

He post a question to the class, "Name me an animal which is an amphibian".

A hand shot up and it belonged to his favourite student.

The student replied confidently "A frog, Sir".

The teacher beaming with pride with answer said "Very good."

The teacher looked around the classroom and saw the student who has been giving him trouble since day one.

"You! Name me one more amphibian animal."

The student looked at the teacher with wide eyes and thought for awhile.

"Ah!", he exclaimed.



"Another frog, Sir!"

Cheeky kid! Hahahahahahaha......